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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away…

Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong (via thatlitsite)

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Artist:
Track: Everybody

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

helioscentrifuge:

my-songbird:

I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.

BOOKER, CATCH!

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fuckyeahthescarletwitch:

Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.

gingerrgirl:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

​DONT YOU DARE JUDGE SOMEONE FOR THEIR JOB TITLE

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

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kingjaffejoffer:

Coca-Cola launching this product line of soda with names on the bottle was a brilliant marketing campaign. All this free advertising from people taking pics and posting it on social media. Even people who can’t find a bottle with their name on it are sharing pictures of Coke. 

Brand awareness game flawless. 

The niggas that work at Pepsi are sitting back right now like

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punkrockmerman:

jamestmccoy:

weloveshortvideos:

He wasn’t ready… 

I’VE WATCHED THIS 18 FUCKIN TIMES AND I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S BETTER THE NOISE OR THE FUCKING LOOK HE GIVES

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

What do we say to the god of death? Persephone:
it pisses me off that people ignore the hymn to my mom that talks about how great we are together and instead believe this is against my will
Persephone:
I mean I have you tied to the bed how would I not be into this
Hades:
please can we not talk about your mom during sex it's really uncomfortable